Being Tubby

I was such a retard on Saturday night. Lying leisurely on my bed while watching Garfield on TV at 7.00pm, I was unconsciously shifting my head lower and lower to the bed. After the third commercial break, my head hit the bed and I fell asleep right away. The next thing I gained conscious of was a stupid game show playing on TV and my head was not sitting on a pillow but on my bed sheet. Quickly got myself changed back to pyjama, I hit the bed again and continue to sleep. I was so much like that tubby Garfield and dreamt of eating lasagne that night.